Aye, ye zebra print creepers.
Since the day we met in Junkman's
You've been a constant companion
Even if you don't keep my feet warm
And you're two sizes too small
And you caused flatfoot
You've kicked in the teeth of drunks
You've climbed dumpsters and fences
You've carried me to amazing places.
My sweet Petunia, the left.
My sweet Whale, the right.